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power2 · 5th April 2007, 11:48 AM

Man wakes up too noises in is back garden..Looks out the window and in a tree at the bottom of his garden is a great big gorilla trashing about..

Bloody help picks up the yellow page sees ..Gorilla catcher..24/7..
rings him up..tells him about Gorilla..how much to get rid £30 he says..That a bit cheap for a dangerous job like that ...Hope i are not paying for traps and cages extra`s..Nothing else sir just £30 see you 10 mins...

Guy arrives ..right sir i will explain what i are going to do...At that he gives him a gun.....I`m going to climb so far up the tree and shake it like hell....When the gorilla falls out the tree my Jack russell ..gets stuck up it...Then i throw a net over it and it`s caught.....Man says well watch the gun for?..If i fall out of the tree shoot the ....BLOODY DOG..

5th April 2007, 11:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
power2 Club Member Registered member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: north east..cleveland Posts: 10	Gorilla Catcher ? Man wakes up too noises in is back garden..Looks out the window and in a tree at the bottom of his garden is a great big gorilla trashing about.. Bloody help picks up the yellow page sees ..Gorilla catcher..24/7.. rings him up..tells him about Gorilla..how much to get rid £30 he says..That a bit cheap for a dangerous job like that ...Hope i are not paying for traps and cages extra`s..Nothing else sir just £30 see you 10 mins... Guy arrives ..right sir i will explain what i are going to do...At that he gives him a gun.....I`m going to climb so far up the tree and shake it like hell....When the gorilla falls out the tree my Jack russell ..gets stuck up it...Then i throw a net over it and it`s caught.....Man says well watch the gun for?..If i fall out of the tree shoot the ....BLOODY DOG..