a man walked into a bar with a frog on his head. he said to the bar man "a pint of lager for me and a coke for the frog please". no problem says the bar man and got em in. they chatted for a while about which are their favorite kinds of pellets they prefere down their local pool etc and then out of the blue the bar man points at the frog and says "that looks uncomfortable mate", to which the frog replied "yes mate, it started with a wart on my a**e!". (the frogs favorite pellets were carp vader bremax 12mm fished over a bed of the same pellet in 4mm size, gently dampened with dendro xs liquid attractant)
