A man goes to the doctors, "doctor can you help me, my penis as turned orange", the doctor as a look at it and starts srcatching is head. "Do you go fishing the doctor asked the man", know
why "i thought it might be the dye off the maggots" the doctor replied. " do you work with chemicals" asked the doctor "know " replied the man i'm on the dole. "Well what do you do all day then asked the doctor, "nothing realy replied the man i just sit at home watching porn films and eating wotsits !!!