this bloke
this bloke walking down by the canal sees his pal fishing. hello dave what you doing here? i thought you got married yesterday.
i did replies dave.well shouldnt you be on honeymoon giving her what for? cant mate she has gonorrhoea!
well why dont you pop it in her mouth then? he asks.
cant mate she has pyorrhoea!
well how about a bit of bottom love then?!!!
cant mate she has diarrhoea!
well what the bloody hell did you marry her for then? the man asks.
maggots mate just the maggots!!!!!
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