Under secret model match rules (written by me), it specifically states that nobody is allowed to wade more than 1 metre from the bank on peg 15 at Stockton. We have photographic evidence that proves Woody (Gaz) of TF did on the 7th july at Stockton resevoir breach that rule thereby rendering the final result for T.F VOID. However because there were mitigating circumstances, i.e (Gaz aint got a bath at home) the secret N.S.C (nitpickin spy committee) have decided to allow the result to stand and have also written into the secret constitution on future matches all participants must carry a towel and soap. Please note that All other similar groundbaiting techniques are from this day
BANNED 