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weldec · 14th October 2007, 10:05 AM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled

trials, scientists have demonstrated that

if we drink 1 liter of water each

day, at the end of the year we would have

absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in

feces. In other words, we are

consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking

wine & beer (or tequila, rum,

whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol

has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or

fermenting. Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to

drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this

valuable information: I'm doing

it as a public service.

14th October 2007, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
weldec Is This the World We Created Talk Angling Life Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire Posts: 746	To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. __________________ Regards Billy Boy .`.¸¸.´¯`.¸¸.´¯`.¸ ><((((º> ><((((º> .`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>