jethro

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping quarters on a transcontinental train. Although at first were embarrased, they soon setled down and were quickly asleep the man on the top bunk the woman below. During the night the man leaned over and tapped the woman awake saying "I'm sorry to wake you, but could you please pass me another blanket I have gone cold." The woman replied "Lets pretend for tonight we are married to each other" The man thought this an excellent idea and told the woman so.The woman replied ok "Get your own f***ing blanket". The man sat in stunned silence then he farted.