UNGRATEFUL WIFE
One day she came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife
was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want
a divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what
happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words
you'll say to me!"
And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you
last night, the one you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured it in seconds.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while She
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
has a pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?'
