I once had a hand knitted jumper for christmas. It was black with orange cuffs. Knitted on the front in big orange capital letters was my full name. On the back was knitted wolverhampton wanderers. Being a wolves nut it's nice to have stuff in your teams colours, but your name emblazoned on the front is taking the wotsit. I have a photo of me wearing said item. If I win this competition I will post it on the site, basin haircut and all!
