I wrote my usual letter to Santa, and asked for things to do with fishing including some stuff from
carpvader now either dear old Santa had been on the bottle or something went wrong in the translation of my letter, for on Christmas morning, with joy and anticipation I received, a mobile phone, ok it could be used to find out how others are catching, but in practice will only ring whilst I am in a pub, secondly there was an apron for cooking in. which with modification will be fine to fish in, but then I opened this, for which I am at a total loss to know what to do with, maybe it could be my lucky mascot, and swim merrily around my peg or with modification join the Teepot on one of his piking expeditions.
I ask you what does a near pensioner want with a bloody duck
