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weldec · 14th January 2008, 08:45 PM

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?" Yes," he says. "I was in
the armed forces for three years." The interviewer says, "That will
give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round
exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells
the guy, "OK" I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM
till 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM. The
guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM,
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM "? " This is a
post office job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we
stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

14th January 2008, 08:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
weldec Is This the World We Created Talk Angling Life Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire Posts: 746	The Realities of Postal employment A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "OK" I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM till 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM. The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM "? " This is a post office job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." __________________ Regards Billy Boy .`.¸¸.´¯`.¸¸.´¯`.¸ ><((((º> ><((((º> .`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>