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Kingfisher · 10th February 2008, 07:18 PM

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

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Kingfisher Talk Angling Moderator Talk Angling Life Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Solihull,West Midlands Posts: 1,063	"and there's even more!" There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' __________________ John - Kingfisher Talk Angling Senior Member Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle Moderator Last edited by Kingfisher : 10th February 2008 at 07:21 PM. Reason: mistype