Murphy
Murphy decided to chop some trees down in his garden so he went to the DIY shop and told the man what he was going to do, the man replied "this will do the job it will cut down 50 trees in 2 hours" with this Murphy bought the saw and went home. The next day Murphy returned to the store and complained that he only managed to 2 trees in a day, so the man took it off him and said "let me have a look" and as he pulled the rip cord and the engine sprung into life Murphy jumped back and said "bjesus whats that noise.
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