Jeff.
I worked in an office where the gaffer banned farting.
The main problem was 4 of the lads went out for a few sherbets on a Thursday night followed by a mixed kebab in a naan, the next morning the air was foul.....all you heard was " It aint me...i didn't do it", it was quite amusing for the lads but caused the gaffer a major problem because she couldn't actually prove anything apart from the odd occasion when a follow through was followed by a written warning...She had a nervous breakdown in the end.
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