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they should make smoking the new national sport.

there would be smoking clubs sprouting up all over the country.

we could have a national league say 10 smokers in a team, points for who smokes their fags quickest.

supporters could wear T - shirts with their favorite smoke stars on, the merchandise alone would generate millions.
they would have name like fagash phil, and billy butthead

then when weldec makes his first million from his repirator for moaners he can sponsor the league.

you never know it might be something an England team could be good at.

we could hold a fag a thon once a year raise loads a wonga to help support all the previous owners of comercials that went bust when they banned smoking (that would show we dont hold grudges). the possibilities are endless