I caught a zander once, in a club match on a river somewhere

, scared the sh1t out of me, never seen one before

. A bloke came down and told me I had to kill it, I told him if he wanted it dead he would have to catch it himself

. I weighed in and it won me the match, I can still remember the look on his face when I put it back in

, and I'm sure that was a birmingham controlled water. It wasn't the fish's fault it shouldn't have been there
