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Old 19th March 2008, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
rich_B
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Default classic bernard manning joke

The roman empire, 100,000 men and stretching 20 miles long are marching through europe and Ceasar is at the front leading them, suddenly he shouts HALT!! and a soldier from the back starts running to the front as fast as he can, over stoney uneven ground and through water upto his waist. He finally gets to the front after running 10 hours in the blazing heat and says to Ceasar "yes, you shouted for me?" Ceasar says "no i shouted HALT!!" the soldiers says "blow me i thought you shouted Walt!!"
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