Try this next time your in the toilets at the pub
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"Hello mate, how are you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again
"So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick man size poo ! ... How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time .....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some right `****head` in the Bog next to me answering everything I say."
|