Paddy and Mick
Paddy and Mick go to the morgue to identify Shamus's body that has been badly burnt. Paddy goes 1st. He turns the body over, looks at his bum and says "Thats not Shamus!"
Mick goes in next, turns the body over, looks at his bum and says "Thats not Shamus!"
The doctor asks "How do you know its not him?!"
Mick says, "Coz when we all used to go out, folk would say "Here comes Shamus with the two a**eholes!" "
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