A bloke goes into a pet shop and asks for a parrot that does not swear.
The pet shop man says he has had a parrot in for 2 weeks and it hasn't said a word. the bloke says he will have that one.
He takes the parrot home and for 2 days it doesn't talk.
The next day the parrot starts to swear. The man tells him that if he swears again he will be put into the fridge for 10 mins. The parrot starts swearing again. So the man puts the parrot into the fridge.
10 mins later the man takes the parrot out of the fridge and asks if the parrot has learnt its lesson. the parrot says yes.
A couple hours later the parrot starts swearing again. the man says, "swear again and you will be put into the freezer."
Sure enough the parrot starts swearing again.
the man puts the parrot into the freezer.
After half an hour he takes the parrot back out.
The parrot is frozen stiff.
"Have you learnt your lesson?" says the man
"Yes" says the parrot "one question............................what did the bloody chicken do!!"
