a man walks in to a bar and the barman says whats up?
the man says "its my wife, i hate her, i want her done in"
the barman says "see that bloke over there, thats archie, he'll do it"
so the bloke walks over and says " hi archie, can you do my wife in? "
Archie says " its £1 for strangling, £2 for stabbing or £5 for shooting"
The bloke says " well i hate her so i aint gonna spend much, just strangle her" and proceeds to give archie a quid.
Archie says "what does she look like and where does she work? "
the bloke says " tescos on the tills, she is 18 stone black curly hair"
so archie make is way to tescos, he sees an 18 stone woman with black curly hair working on the tills, so he jumps on her, strangles her and is about to run off when he sees another 18 stone woman with black curly hair. He thinks i better do her too just be safe, so as quick as a flash he jumps on the other woman and strangles her, after quickly making sure both women are dead he is about to run off when the police turn up and arrest him.
The next day the newspaper headlines read Archie chokes two for a pound at Tescos!!
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