scunnyiron

An elderly couple, Margaret and Jack, are in California on holidays.
Jack always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated, Jack storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Jack, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Jack yells,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Jack, Shoulda bought a hat."