A man and his ever nagging wife are on holiday in jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The funeral company said it will cot £5k to ship her home or £500 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said but sir why dont you bury her in the holy land and save the money. The husband said, A long long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead.........I cant take the bloody chance.
