A young woman..............
A young woman went into the confession box and told the priest she had slept with 4 different men in the last week. Jack on Monday, Bill on Tuesday, Peter on Wednesday and Chuck on Thursday.
'Well my child' said the Priest 'on your way home tonight buy 2 lemons and suck on them'.
'Father, will that cleanse me of my sins?' she asked
'No, but it will take that bloody smile off your face!'
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