Sick day

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would
tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me
a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you
doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days'.
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...And where do you think you're going?'


She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'

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Regards Billy Boy

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