there are a few at our club;
'wicket'- think middle wicket !!
'danbuster' - paul danby/buster bloodvessel (he is a very big fella)
'wack' - havn't got a clue about that one
'paedo' - only because of his looks and not his behaviour
'monkey bum head' - something to do with his hair cut
'elvis' - obvious
'0898' - long story but one he would rather forget
'the cripple' - always got something wrong with him
'squeaky' - his laugh
'inco' - always pisses the bed after a skinful
'marrow' - again dont know
'wacko'- biggest loon on the planet
'yellow wellies' - obvious but true
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ooh you are awful!!
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