runner
woman arrives home from work to find her husband slumped in his favourite chair, ringing with sweat, heart racing at a million miles an hour, bright red and struggling to breathe.
'you must be having a heart attack.... i 'll call an ambulance' says the wife
struggling to speak the husband says 'no......... i'm ok...........
i have just done something really clever' he gasps
'instead of getting on the bus i ran behind it and saved £1.50'
'you mad fool' screams his wife
'if you had run home behind a taxi you would have saved us a tenner'!!!!!!!!!
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the carrot bites back 
ooh you are awful!!
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