golf ball
a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,2 black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat
doctor asked `what happened to you?he said well i was playin golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows.
i found one stuck up a cows bum,i yelled to my wife that it looked like hers.
i dont remember much after that
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