Paddy the builder
Paddy goes for a job on a building site.
Well said the foreman can you drive a forklift truck??
Course I can drive a forklift truck, replied Paddy.
Can you make tea??
Her be jesus, said Paddy. How bigs the tea pot.
Well see those telegraph poles over there, Paddy. You start one end of the road and John will start the other and you'll then meet in the middle.
At knock off the Foreman says How many ya done then Paddy.
2 replied Paddy.
"TWO, FLIPPIN TWO, John has done 16.
Yes, replied Paddy, But just look how far he's left em sticking out the ground!
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