Husbands rule the roost
The husband had just finished reading a new book,
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
I’m going fishing this Saturday and when I get home you will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and after you give me a nice massage and lap dance I will bend you over the banister and have the sex that I want for a change.
After that, you are going to run me my bath and scrub my back so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my dressing gown. Then I’m sticking the football on the telly and you can bring me a nice ice cold beer. Then you will massage my feet while I relax on the sofa.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied,
"The f*****g funeral director would be my guess."
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