It wasn't my fault. There were a number of reasons for my poor performance.
Are you ready?
Had 12 pints of lager the night before
I left my number 5 section at home. I'd been fixing the 6 splits in it, the old fibre glass poles are murder to fix- (forgot to put back in holdall).
The sun was in my eyes and didnt have a visor ( gave me a migraine)
Had to use small slugs that had crawled on my holdall for bait as i forgot to get shop bait out of the fridge due to being still pi**ed.
Do i need to go on? there are more!!!!! Can' all draw with wind and sun on backs.