Own brand condoms!
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Halifax Condoms - Always giving you extra
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going and going
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that others just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best in the world
Mars condoms - Pleasure you can't measure
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - The one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
L'Oreal condoms - Because your worth it!
Mr Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate
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