billynobites

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, and her son say "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now as this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train right now."

The mother went nuts and said "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now you can go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train but you use decent language."


Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with the train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the child say "All passengers who are disembarking, please rmember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. And remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey."

As the mother begain to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."