1 My wife working crap hours , so i get to fish very few matches
2 Fishery owners who talk down to you and have no respest for the customer
3 Fishing 4.5 hours in the cold and amassing a nice bag of roach , then some noddy with 10lb line, lands a lucky carp and wins it.
4 The gale force wind that always seems to blow in my face , whatever side of the lake im on
5 The crap peg i always seem to draw
6 The angler who always pulls the flier
7 Me drawing the flier and fishing like a noddy.
8 Catmeat = wasps ( me running round like a man possesed)
9 1 inch perch that always swallow the hook
10 Mates who ask you too take them fishing and then phone at 10.30 to say they are not going after you planned the whole thing.