5 chat up lines paddy uses
1... did u fart? cause u blew me away!
2... my love for u is like diarrhea.i just cant hold it in!
3... is there a mirror in your knickers? cause i can see myself in them!
4...your body reminds me of a spanner.cause evrytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!
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..you might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty is only a lightswitch away...........
these are mine really but i cant seem to attract anyone.......
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