The boy with no body!
>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
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>The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a
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>The son is just a head!
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>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
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>After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
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>Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
>orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
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>With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his
>head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
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>Whooosh! A torso pops out!
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>The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
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>The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
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>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
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>The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
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>Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
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>The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
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>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
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>The bartender ignores the whole affair.
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>By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
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>Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
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>The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!!
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>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the
>right, right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
>over him and kills him instantly.
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>The bar falls silent.
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>The father moans in grief.
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>The bartender sighs and says...
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>(wait for it)
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>(it's coming)
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>(Ya ready?)
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>(Don't hate me)
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>(take a deep breath)
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>"He should have quit while he was a head!"
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