Irish Priest in Texas
Irish Priest in Texas
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas
mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath
of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like
this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at Saint
Brigid's and there's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then
replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the
next of kin."
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