Man says to his wife "do you want to come fishing with me and the Dog"
"No she replied do I have a choice"
"Yes the man said, you can suck my P***S or take it up the B** or come fishing"
"I prefer to suck said the wife". So she did and to hear horror she said
"it tastes like POO"
"Yes the man said the Dog didn't want to go fishing either"
