December / January Competition - Page 2 - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

kilo of choppie · 24th December 2007, 02:57 PM

once had an action man dingy off my great nan not too bad you might think............

I was 19 years old at the time!

Brian G · 27th December 2007, 03:03 PM

I wrote my usual letter to Santa, and asked for things to do with fishing including some stuff from carpvader now either dear old Santa had been on the bottle or something went wrong in the translation of my letter, for on Christmas morning, with joy and anticipation I received, a mobile phone, ok it could be used to find out how others are catching, but in practice will only ring whilst I am in a pub, secondly there was an apron for cooking in. which with modification will be fine to fish in, but then I opened this, for which I am at a total loss to know what to do with, maybe it could be my lucky mascot, and swim merrily around my peg or with modification join the Teepot on one of his piking expeditions.

I ask you what does a near pensioner want with a bloody duck

Nick Brown - Carp Vader · 27th December 2007, 04:25 PM

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I can't type for laughing. If it doesn't win Brian I'm sure we can arrange a booby prize for you

rive t · 27th December 2007, 04:37 PM

Brian must have received this present before he decided on the topic of this competition.

It is absolutely brilliant.

Well done Bri

Brian G · 27th December 2007, 05:06 PM

Just in case anyone thinks that Tony, the topic was suggested by Nick -Carp Vader, and I did genuinely receive it as a present, and was duly opened on Christmas morning.

Leigh66 · 27th December 2007, 06:28 PM

Brian that's gonna take some beating

A long time ago in a bath far, far away the Duck Side (or Dark Side in a Scottish accent) lurked, or possibly bobbed, though that doesn't sound quite as threatening somehow.

Ominously glowing in the duck, sorry dark, Duck Fader is 'eider' the Evil Lord, or far more likely just a ludicrous glowing bath toy (he 'muscovy' something like that anyway).

So next time you find yourself attracted to the bathside, make sure that you have Duck Fader to guide you. With his glowing eyes and ominous helmet he's the epitome of an evil fowl, the icon of demonic duck lovers, the... that's really quite enough of that. He bobs, he glows and he's a complete hoot, or possibly honk.

Just got to ask who would buy a grown man a pressie like that...............I want one

Dotteddown · 27th December 2007, 07:56 PM

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick · 28th December 2007, 04:08 PM

Give the man the prize now!

Nick Brown - Carp Vader · 28th December 2007, 07:58 PM

I'm tempted

Larry Teepot · 28th December 2007, 10:31 PM

i think the duck even looks like him