Lucky Hooky

This is the tale of careless Sid , who loved his fishing since he was a kid.
with creel on his back , his rods on his arms , no canal was to distant no river to far.

Off Sid would go to his favourite swim to try and catch that great big Chub that had eluded him,
He thought about the tactic's that he was going to use, should I try the stick? should I try feeder? but there again the pole may be better!!

Now Sid had brought a great big pole, 16 meters was it's size, this was to be the one mistake that cost our Sid his life, for right above his head up high, lay those electric cables stretching across the sky.

First cast down the float it quivered, a dip ,a dip , and it disappeared.
Taking pole in two strong hands, Sid struck into the fish without making a sound,

the lacky came out and then some more, Sid thought this is the one I've been waiting for,
a section went on , and then another , Sid knew he was in some bother.
With lacky all out and pole bent round, Sid knew he had to make a stand.
Was it going to be a case of who dares, wins the next round!!!

Sid decided to give it some stick, but oh no the line it snapped, the pole sprung back and over his head, now Sid, well he's just dead


So the morale of this story is

B[Beware all ye anglers , look up to the sky's , for those electric cables will take away ye lives[/b]

Lucky Hooky

Sorry folks , this should have gone in other angling chat, and not jokes and funny stories