jeff

I was testing the children in my local primary school to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.



I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a massive car-boot sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven ?'





'NO!' the children answered.





'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!'

By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun!



'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

'Well', I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out.






'YIV GOAT TAE BE F**KIN' DEID'

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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

carpcrazy

thats kids for ya jeff,but dont ya just love um?