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Old 5th May 2009, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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tom thumb,cinderella an quasimodo were talking.
tom said,i bet im the smallest person in the world.
cinderella said,i bet im the prettiest and quazi said,i bet im the most ugly in the world.
so tom said,lets visit the world records and find out.
first tom came out.yep im the smallest.
then cinderella came out.yes im the prettiest.
then quazi came out an said,who the flippin neck are LARRY TEEPOT AN BRIAN G...........
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off lazza i gather ay paul lol...
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Cant see carpcrazy getting an invite to any of our matches hey Pete.
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oh no,looks like i will have to gate crash then bri lol...only jokin...ITS ALL GOOD FUN...........
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he aint with me lol
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easy tone,i thought we were mates...............
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