thetrickytree

A bloke's driving down the street with six monkeys in the back of his van,delivering them to the zoo when his phone rings resulting in an offer of the leg over with his knock off.Desperate not to miss out he thinks about what he can do then he spots paddy walking down the street,"oi paddy come here" he explains his dilemma to paddy then offers him £100 to take the monkeys to the zoo for him which paddy accepts.About two hours later the fully relaxed and satisfied bloke emerges from his knock offs house and jumps in his van and goes on his way,about a mile down the road he sees paddy walking towards him with the six monkeys.After pulling up and crossing the road he says to paddy "what you up to paddy,i gave you £100 to take these to the zoo for me ?" paddy replies " well i took them to the zoo and ive still got £40 left so i'm taking them to the pictures".*"!@?+*&<%$*.

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