aardvark

an angler has been fishing all day without catching a single fish, just as he was going to call it a day an angler came and tackled up a few pegs away and caught a fish first cast, "blow me", he thought that was quick, it was a fish a chuck thereafter, he must have the proverbial "golden maggot" for hookbait, he did notice that the angler sniffed the hairy hookbait everytime before he put it on the hook, curious about this he asked the angler why? "he replied that he had a mate that worked at the local morgue and he supplies me with womans va--nas , they are a wonderful bait for big fish" but why do you sniff them before you put them on hook he asked! "well i have to buy these from him 50 at a time, but everynow and then he chucks in an ars--le