fish farmer

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time


Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
Yo’ll atta wairt ‘til ya mother calls yer in.
‘Ave yo bin ova that railway agen?
Look at the stairt them shoos am in.

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
Yo’ll atta stay ‘ungry for a bit
Look at the stairt o’ yo’r fisog
Ya look like ya werk down the pit.

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
It’s onny just gone fower
Look at them ‘oles in that shairt o’ yowan
Yer mother’ll goo mad if ya show ‘er

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
Yo can moan ‘til yam blue in the fairce
An’ yam gonna bost yer leg in a minnit
If ya dow ‘urry up an’ tie yer lairce.

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
Yav onny just ‘ad yer bloody dinna
Where’s ya mum? Goo an’ ask ‘er
‘Er was upstairs last time I sin ‘er.

Yo cor a’ tay it ay tay time
I ay gonna tell yer agen
Goo an’ get yerself a bag o’ crisps or summat
Yo wo be so ‘ungry then!

Copyright Phil Walters