devilfisher3

adam and eve had just spent the afternoon finding out about sinning with each other when god returned. what have you been up to all day? god asked. eve and i have just found out about carnal sin replied adam. so wheres eve then? asked himself. she is down at the river washing herself said adam, she is a right gusher and she is just swilling herself out. oh no said god, i didnt want fish to smell like that!