Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice
Chat Rooms |Home | About Us | Contact Us | BLOGS | Register
Quick Member Login:
Forgot password?
Forum Sponsors:
Become a sponsor on Talk Angling
Carp Angling secrets

Fish to Win

Esselle Pole Repairs

Fishtec Banner

GOT Baits Banner

Vale Royal Angling

Please show support for the Angling Trust

The Big One angling show

Will Raison's world champions angle, discount for Talk Angling members
Google Adverts:

Forum Statistics:
Forum Members: 9,583
Total Threads: 24,422
Total Posts: 159,814


There are 453 users
currently browsing forums.
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Register
You don't appear to be registered. Click here to register
Search :

Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice » Other Chat » Jokes and Funny stories » Mr Jackson anyone?

Hey there!

It looks like you're enjoying the Talk Angling website but haven't created an account yet. Why not take a minute to register - click here for your own free account now?

As a member you get free access to all of our forums (some which you cannot currently view as a guest) plus you also get the ability to post your own messages, communicate directly with other members, join in our matches and use our other chatrooms and much more. Register now!

Don't worry, it is totally free to be a member of Talk Angling and always will be! Once you register this message will disappear from the top of all posts.

Already a member? Login at the top of this page to stop seeing this message.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 26th June 2009, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
Talk Angling Admin
Talk Angling Life Member
 
Oneabung's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Doncaster UK
Posts: 4,070
Blog Entries: 8
Oneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud ofOneabung has much to be proud of
Send a message via MSN to Oneabung
Default Mr Jackson anyone?
I know they are coming so can we get it over with......

I will start with - They have started auctioning Michael Jackson’s belongings, Gary Glitter has just bid a million pounds for his PC.
__________________
Simon Young
Admin
Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
Oneabung is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 10:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
Club Member
Small Fish
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 8
nige101 is on a distinguished road
Default
when farrah fawcett arrived in heavan and god granted her one wish she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed michael jackson
nige101 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 10:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
Club Member
Small Fish
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 8
nige101 is on a distinguished road
Default
when michael jackson arrived in the hospital he asked to be put in the children's ward
nige101 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 12:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
Talk Angling Senior Member
Bagging Machine
 
silver fish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: leicestershire
Posts: 487
silver fish is on a distinguished road
Default
He had a heart attack when he found out Boyz 2 Men are a band, not a delivery service.

He died falling over a pram, The coroner said "Don't blame it on the buggy"

BOOM BOOM
silver fish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 12:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
nil satis nisi optimum
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wirral
Posts: 344
SPADGER is on a distinguished road
Default Jacko
Press reprts said he died from a heart attack brought on by exhaustion.
His advisors said they warned him he couldn't handle 8 kids in one night.
SPADGER is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 01:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
Wootton Bassett...highway for Heros
Talk Angling Life Member
 
Larry Teepot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Weoley Castle
Posts: 3,641
Blog Entries: 4
Larry Teepot is on a distinguished road
Send a message via MSN to Larry Teepot Send a message via Yahoo to Larry Teepot
Default
The la coroner has asked the family of mj do they want him cremated buried or recycled.
__________________
both ends of the ozone burning
funny how the world keeps turning
Larry Teepot is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 01:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
Registered Club Member
Trusted Angler
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 56
ajg3151 is on a distinguished road
Default
they say he died at home of a heart attack he was actually found in the childrens ward having a stroke
ajg3151 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 02:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
Talk Angling Senior Member
Talk Angling Life Member
 
fishster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: flint flintshire N.E Wales
Posts: 827
fishster is on a distinguished road
Default
When the doc asked him wot was wrong he said.I,m Bad I,m Bad I,M really really bad. L.O.L
fishster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 02:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
Talk Angling Senior Member
Bagging Machine
 
tunna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wednesbury
Posts: 470
tunna is on a distinguished road
Default
when he was diagnosed with skin cancer, all the hospital staff burst into " dont blame it on the sunshine "
tunna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 26th June 2009, 02:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
Talk Angling Senior Member
Bagging Machine
 
tunna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wednesbury
Posts: 470
tunna is on a distinguished road
Default
fancy farrah fawcett dying same day as jacko coincidence ? one played with majors, an the other with minors
tunna is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:49 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 Site copyright TalkAngling.co.uk 2000 - 2008
Skin Purchased from CompletevB






Contact Us - Talk Angling UK fishing forum - Archive - Top

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39