hit&hold

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweethearts' birthday, and, as they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note.....romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweethearts' younger sister, he went to debenhams and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought herself a nice new pair of white panties.

During wrapping, the clerk accidentally mixed up the items, the sister got the
gloves and the young man took the package containing the panties. Without
checking the contents the young man mailed the present to his new
sweetheart, together with this note……

DARLING,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening, if it had not been for your sister I would
have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones, which
are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly
soiled, I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time, as no
doubt others hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance
to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting
them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year, and
hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Tom.
PS.THE LATEST FASHION IS TO WEAR THEM FOLDED DOWN…
WITH A LITTLE FUR SHOWING.