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Larry Teepot · 7th March 2007, 10:05 AM

Subject: VASELINE SURVEY

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted
By a
Young
woman with three small children running around at her
Feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever
Used the
product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie
To me and
say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help
With a gate
hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it
For
Sex. I
Admire
you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you
Tell me
exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband
And I
Put
it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke !!!!!!
SICK-OOOS!!!

Oneabung · 9th March 2007, 02:31 PM

Yes Larry I admit I was waiting for a little more spice in the punch line!