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Old 30th August 2006, 03:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man is walking past a farmers field when he sees the farmer giving pills to the Bull. What are the pills for he asks? because the bull has to service these 17 cows says the farmer and the pills give him a sexual boost.

Can i have one says the guy i've got a heavy date tonight?

Their very strong says the farmer. Oh go on says the guy. Eventually the farmer relents and gives him one of the pills.

The next day the farmer sees the guy passing stooped down, staggering and looking as white as a sheet!

How did you get on last night he shouts.

26 times shouts the guy.

26 times says the farmer its a wonder you never broke your back.......


Broke my back? I nearly broke my arm says the guy she never turned up.
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Old 28th May 2008, 07:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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you got any more of them pills for curtains lol
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Old 28th May 2008, 11:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 28th May 2008, 05:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I could do with one of those, nice one.
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nice one Simon..lmao.... now you know why us farmers are always happy..lol..........
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